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ok, say alpha has a donkey, and i have a rooster. ok, alpha's donkey comes along and eats both of my roosters legs....... what does alpha have?
 

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i have no idea but this is going to be good, i can tell
 

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I got one...

Alpha enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedure, he’s perturbed to see several doctors standing around his bed.

“Son, there’s been a bit of a mix-up,” admits the surgeon. “I’m afraid there was an accident, and we were forced to perform a sex-change operation. You now have a vagina instead of a penis.”

“What!” gasps Alpha. “You mean I’ll never experience another erection?”

“Oh, you might,” the surgeon reassures him. “Just not yours.”



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HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....


Nice, jack and coke....all ovr the place...




anyways.....


Heres the punch..

If alphas donkey ate both of my roosters legs he would have...



[size=+1]2 FEET OF MY CAWK IN HIS a$$[/size] :flipoff:
 

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On 2005-12-10 15:06, FaTEXASSK5 wrote:
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!....


Nice, jack and coke....all ovr the place...




anyways.....


Heres the punch..

If alphas donkey ate both of my roosters legs he would have...



[size=+1]2 FEET OF MY CAWK IN HIS a$$[/size] :flipoff:

Problem I see with your joke is.... that its "your" calk in my a$$, which is disturbing to me that you would even consider this... :flipoff:
 

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On 2005-12-10 16:23, Alphacowboy-SmurfStyle wrote:


Problem I see with your joke is.... that its "your" calk in my a$$, which is disturbing to me that you would even consider this... :flipoff:

trying it dont make you gay, its only when you start liking it. :D:
 

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oh, you havent seen it? i cant suggest anyone to look at it, as it was the single most disgusting thing i've ever seen. it made me almost throw up and want to gouge my eyes out. if you really have to see it search for '2 foot c0ck' it involves a horse. thats all i'll say.
 

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haaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

i emailed that to everyone i know
 
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