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DRED posted this on a few other sites.. I laughed.

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
* 2 litres of low fat milk
* a carton of eggs
* 2 litres of orange juice
* a head of lettuce
* half a dozen tomatoes
* a 500g jar of coffee
* a 250g pack of bacon

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out,
A drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in
Front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued
by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed single.
She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly
unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the Drunk to her
marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what,
you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

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On 2005-12-08 13:11, chicnbronco wrote:
lol that's wrong but very funny :bigthumb:

:bigthumb: :bigthumb:
That is awesome.

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taht was pretty funny :rotfl: :bigthumb: :cool::
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