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Funny Chuck Norris Facts

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I don't know if you have seen these before but here is the link

Chuck Norris' primary export is pain.
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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Those are awesome :bigthumb:
im not surprised this topic isnt very popular. most people are too young to know who he is :poke:

those are rather funny btw :bigthumb:
hey he drove a dodge right?.. thats all i remember about him haha
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :bigthumb:
I loved Walker Texas Ranger! Those are funny. :D:
ahhaahaaahaha :rotfl: :rotfl: funny stuff. :bigthumb:
I love the one about Cindy Crawford!
Vin Diesel > Chuck Norris
chuck norris drove a chevy and a dodge and i like the mr t facts best he pitys mad fools
can i ask where u found that my pal has been sending to me every day i want to know what started it all
his Dodge ram was a beast in walker texas ranger
OMFG that is some funny {expletive}... Im 19 and I definitly remember the show. did anybody see the Connan O'Brien episodes where he had a chuck noris texas ranger lever that he pulled?
:withstupid: i remember that, it was so {expletive}in hilarious, that show was such a joke.
Good stuff right there :smash:
BWAHAHHAHAHA-"Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress."

-"Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a F-ing Indian."

On a real fact though, he was in the U.S. Air Force back in the day doing the same job as I did... Then his AFSC was 605 which is now a 2T2 for you AF guys on here.
haha, must be a purdue thing ben. someone sent me that about a week ago so, we've been going around enlightening people about chuck norris since then. oh yeah, did you see Von's burn down tonight. it was crazy, me and my buddies took a cooler of beer to the top of the parking garage behind Rawls and watched from about 11 till 12:30 or so.
I heard vons went up, but I didn't know it went all the way down.

[size=+1]Is Harry's OK?[/size]
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