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Two girls tow five boys...again

Discussion in 'The Brothel' started by BadAssBarbie, Jul 17, 2005.


  1. BadAssBarbie

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    So you guys might remember a post in the newbie forum last week about Skipper and I towing two guys out of a local creek after they got stuck. The story only gets better...

    In our small town boredom last night Julie and I head down to the creek with Icees to watch the bozos. After sitting around for about an hour and watching the bats, it gets dark and we hear some guy yelling HELP over and over again. So I yell back, "Why?", not wanting to get up and leave without a good reason and he yells back that he's stuck. A good opportunity to use a tow strap was a reason to get up and drive over there. So we cruise up and who was stuck... THE SAME TWO GUYS, plus a new friend, THAT WE TOWED OUT TWO WEEKS AGO. The look on their face was priceless.

    This kid had just bought a blazer, gotten it stuck up to the axle in some silty junk and had his license plate held on with duct tape. Hmmmm...

    Not wanting to get stuck myself, we stood around and took pictures until some guy in a Chevy shows up and thinks he can get him out...He tries and he gets stuck. We pull him out and take some more pictures.

    As soon as Julie gets home from vaca we'll post the photo proof up - drunk guys digging their duct taped Blazer out is great entertainment...Check back soon!
     

  2. RamAford

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    :worthless: haha sounds like you all had a good time!!!
     

  3. greenhornet1986

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    :withstupid: Pics of y'all are preferred, we dont want to see any pics of some guys :cool::
     
  4. Lazarus Project

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    :rotfl: That's funny.
     
  5. fourweelinchick

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    Were the guys cute??? :bigthumb:
     
  6. Patent Pending

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    :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: These guys sound like they suck at wheelin'.
     
  7. jroutlaw0803

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    man ol man them guys need to give it up already Got 2 girls in ctd savin their lily a$$es all the time is just not good times.Granted if i ws stuck i wouldnt mind them 2 pullin me out but still.Twice already sounds like they need to learn some limitations or stay the hell on the pavement :twak:
     
  8. Patent Pending

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    I wish hot chicks would pull me out when I got stuck. Everytime I get stuck it is one of my buddies or some grizzly mountain man in an 80s Chevy on 40s pulling me out. :rotfl:
     
  9. greenhornet1986

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    You ought to start charging them :bigthumb:
     
  10. Aziraphale

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    I'm pretty sure almost all of us have been pulled out by him. :bigthumb:
     
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    :withstupid:



    i make $10 the first time i have to pull someone out and $5 each additional time...
     
  12. Mr.SelfDestruct

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    Sounds like the beginning of a Sweet Porn Flick!!









    "You boys need some a$$-istance?"







    Bow chicka bow wow chicka, chicka, chicka bow chicka bow wow<-----(Porn Music)
     
  13. jroutlaw0803

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    :rotfl: good times there im sure them guys was thinkin the same thing :shock:
     
  14. Cowboy_Beta88

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    We could title it....Pavementsucks....it would be sold out if the Boss would put it in the online store
     
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  16. BadAssBarbie

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    I would NOT participate in any sort of porn with anything resembling either of these two yahoos.

    Nice try, though. LMAO

    Sorry, gals - they were incredibly unfortunate looking and I just don't find guys that I'm more manly than attractive...

    If a hott guy wants to get stuck, on the other hand...I'm so there.
     
  17. jroutlaw0803

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    wheres this at again hell ill come get stuck all the time ill take the front d/s out if i have too :rotfl: Sit around and wait for the women to come rescue me :naughty:
     
  18. dubya

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    Ill get stuck for you.
     
  19. BadAssBarbie

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    Let's see some pics and I'll let you know whether or not i WANT you to get stuck for me.
     
  20. jroutlaw0803

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    :rotfl: well heres one[img=500x375]http://www.photodump.com/direct/mudslinginoutlaw/weddingpics012.jpg[/img]

    [img=500x375]http://www.photodump.com/direct/mudslinginoutlaw/PB210246.jpg[/img]

    dont mind the way drunk look i had my share of free drinks at that reception and no it wasnt my wedding,,if that was the case i wouldnt have even been able to stand,, :rotfl:



    another me and the lil bro [img=500x334]http://www.photodump.com/direct/mudslinginoutlaw/Scan10008.jpg[/img]
     

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